Steve over at posted a very useful article about how to defeat the most powerful button in the universe – “snooze”. Well, here’s my simple version.


If, on hearing that, you still want to stay in bed I’m afraid you are an inhuman monster. Stick it on a CD or your phone and you won’t want to spend another second asleep, I guarantee it.

Disclaimer: The Collected Writings of James Newton is not responsible for any after-effects that may follow this course of action, including but not limited to insanity, loss of hair, breakdown of relationships with significant others and incontinence.