I have eaten too many Maltesers, which I previously thought was totally impossible. Learn something new every day.
Must be getting a cold: just realised I have four handkerchiefs next to me. Feel like a magician.
Oh, and also just got scooped on something I've known about for months but swore to secrecy on. Cack.
Reading some of this year's pre-E3 Nintendo rumours. Incredible to read some of the shit people believed!
Seems releasing a Mario and a Zelda game on the same day is good for Nintendo, bad for @nintendolife readership figures. You guys were busy!
Every advert break I've seen today has contained at least one Nintendo advert. Good work, marketing team.
No matter what you're doing, wearing a Link hat makes everything 100 times more exciting.
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