"Actors used words I recognised" #NonCommitalMoviePosterQuotes

"Its running time lived up to all pre-release expectations" #noncommitalmoviequotes

Wow, Michel Ancel looks just like Joe Pantoliano: http://t.co/8HggcoJo

Mario Kart 7's online can eat my poo. I've had five successful races in about 60 attempts. Must have had 20 disconnects tonight #eatmypooMK7

Sadly the S&P that's trending in the UK isn't Sin & Punishment. Too bad!

Nintendo fans! Which talking Link is worse - Zelda CD-i Link or cartoon series Link? Get your votes in now!

When I woke up this morning there was no video game piracy. Now I see @DamienMcFerran has gone and ballsed all that up. Thanks, mate.

Spam of the day: "get a grip on your arthritis". Bit cruel.

Dr Robotnik just scored a hat trick past Birdo. And people ask me why I like bright and colourful games instead of shooters.

I have opened my town gate in case @xeroxeroxero wants to take advantage of my points special, or just wants a juicy peach.