has got some dirty laundry to be attending to. Off I tot!

Lady in front of me in supermarket buying organic tea, porridge, butter, tuna and cereal! No credit crunch in her cupboards!

Crazy man claiming to be the resurrection of the Lord and a one handed man eating ice cream. Just another day in York!

Having a day of bird-themed music in store on Saturday - need suggestions of songs and bands!

Nah, bit late for washing up now - don't want to wake Sleeping Beauty. Maybe the Internet will help me do it. The Internet can do anything.

Blimey, how confusing to have so many replies! Now I know Twitter isn't just for celebrities; time for domination! But first, washing up.

I just found a cornflake in my oven gloves. Strange as we've only got Shredded Wheat - world's best fungus perhaps?

So now I can update you on what I'm not doing wherever I am in the world. How thrilling for you all! Expect classics like 'I'm at work' ...

should really be in bed, but there's something endless fascinating about the Internet after midnight. Fighting the urge to Stumble.