Geese like to dip dry bread in water.

Stupid gardener outside ruining the superb "Worth A Chance" by Steve Conte. I'd love to sing this live one day... if I could sing, that is.

Cookies for breakfast and scored an amazing hole-in-one on Everybody's Golf. Best morning ever.

There's pink smoke rising from the bottoms of a group of irritatingly noisy young 'uns across the road. I've half a mind to clip their ears!

Music flitting from Marvin Gaye to Dolly Parton to Sega to goodness knows what! Variety is the spice of Windows Media Player.

Signing out of Twitter before Lucy spoils the Wimbledon final for me - I'm taping it to watch later!

I've saved the best until last - HORRENDOUSLY UGLY BRONZE-STYLE SCULPTURE OF TWO HANDS; ONE POSSIBLY SSB'S MASTER HAND. http://bit.ly/JJGgN

FAKE FRONT COVER OF HELLO MAGAZINE CALLED "HIYAH!" Please, please, PLEASE somebody, buy me this! http://bit.ly/10zGr0

Takeaway Menu Organiser! Why learn to cook when you can hold all the menus in one convenient and attractive organiser? http://bit.ly/R2OWn

Know Your Partner Quiz Game! Do you know your partner? Do you REALLY know them? What if the answer is "no" - then what? http://bit.ly/GD5ZI