At least two words of that last tweet might get me some rather choice followers.

Cooking fajitas to Prince's amazing and filthy "Horny Toad". Listen here, Spotify users http://open.spotify.com/track/3A2CMYyOBbxYYtL8KYQBFJ

I've successfully locked myself out of all my major accounts. Amazing.

Remember I changed all my passwords earlier? I've forgotten them already.

RT @nintendolife: News: New Jett Rocket Shots Blast Off http://bit.ly/dwiIKv This game looks seriously amazing for WiiWare. Take note!

This convinced me to change all my passwords (finally) - read it! http://bit.ly/aeMGhU

Balls, can't attend the Monster Hunter event in April - thought it was a Monday, not Saturday. Rubblsh!

Nina Garcia's accent gets stranger every week.

Just left my DSi on the hob. Didn't low it was still hot! It looks okay but might be touch and go.

Just opened my Rune Factory Frontier and the spindle had broken. Disc is a bit scratched - hope it works okay.