I bet N4G is going to be a hive of April Fool's fanboy griping today. Best stay away.

I have two 3DSes at the moment. I tried taking a 3D photo of a 3D photo and ended up 15 years in the future.

It's late on a Thursday and I'm chilling out with some Sade. Life is good.

I'd just like to say, I've never bred with a newt. Just so you know.

Just paid for a GamesPress Pro membership. Don't I feel important?

Just saw my first Countdown to E3. Two months and six days of sanity left, then.

My brand new copy of SSFIV3D just turned up. Did I mention it cost £14.90? It did. It was from Tesco. It was £14.90.

I just blew my nose so hard my ear whistled. That's unusual, to say the least.

Can't believe all the fuss around GAME getting cheap 3DS consoles from Tesco. Can someone explain why it's so deplorably horrendous, please?

Resistance 3 to use PlayStation Move! Good old @movemodo has you covered.