New game idea: The Black Eyed Experience, in which you play Dolly Parton on a trampoline.

My next headline: "Jonah Lomu Rugby Challenge Looks Scrum-tious". Yep, it's Monday morning all right.

Champagne followed by a bacon and sausage sandwich. This day is working out brilliantly already.

Another masterpiece! @movemodo: Review: Let's Dance with Mel B (PlayStation 3): Stop right now, thank you very much http://t.co/pZfhLZc

Really looking forward to tomorrow. Me and Mrs N having a day off together and lots of celebrations are in order. Can't wait!

OK guys, our latest project is officially live - check out @vitagamr for all the #PSVita news you need!

Sat on the sofa, eating a chip butty, I still scored 12,000pts on #LetsDancewithMelB. It's really, really bad.

Very rarely I say this, but here's now NOT to do a review: http://bit.ly/pGbHlt. Hands up who learnt anything from this article.

Probably the best picture we've ever run on any of our sites: ttp://bit.ly/or5QRwe #PSMove

Weirdest game I played yesterday: James Noir on 3DS. You play a puzzle genius hired by the FBI to investigate deaths on a game show. Fr srs.