This need to be first to post something on the Internet is the bane of my life.

Just realised my desk garden is coming along rather nicely. There's green bits and everything.

Normal service resumed today: @dazcalvert says "you've made a fool of yourself Newton!"

Just sent two KK Sliders through the post. Don't worry, I left them some air holes.

Replying to an email from an important industry figure you've actually met with "sorry, who are you?" is so not cool...

Just got told I "rock" by @nintendolife supremo @dazcalvert. Made my day!

On my 10th attempt a the bone dragon boss on #runefactory3. Any tips? He keeps kicking my backside!

My recurring website nightmare: age gate on a cool game says "you are too old to be interested in this"

Up at 7 on a Sunday to catch up on work. Things are that bad :(

I'm writing a preview of #supermario3dland and it's the hardest thing I've written in months. Eep.