Date archives for October, 2007

October 13th, 2007
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Back in time

It’s been a long time since I posted here, mainly because I’ve lost Internet access at home, but now I’ve got a little time I thought I’d fill you in on what’s been happening up here in York.small squirrel

Working Man

As usual I’m working myself hard at Gamestation and things are going from strength to strength. I recently organised two launch events – a 32-player FIFA 08 tournament and a 48-player Halo 3 event with networked 360s. Both were hard work but I actually had a lot of fun, and hopefully I can put on some bigger and better events in the future – you know you’re onto a good thing when the commercial director of Gamestation picks up on it!

Ring Ring

As most of you know by now, I asked Hannah to marry me in July and she said yes. We haven’t set a date yet but we’re looking at Spring 2009 in the Lake District. I can’t wait!


Another high point of July was settling into our new flat – it’s still in York but further out, and it’s ten times nicer than our last two places despite not being a house. I hope we’re going to stay there for a while.

I’ll try to set up some automatic posts for the next few weeks and months, but beware – it could be another six months until I post, although I promise it will be absolutely worth it.

headphones I’m listening to Puncture Repair by Elbow, from Leaders of the Free World

July 16th, 2007
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Carnival of Video Game Bloggers – July edition

Hello and welcome to another truly tremendous edition of the Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, hosted right here at the Carnival’s spiritual home, the Collected Writings of James Newton. Normally I devote more time here, but at the moment I’m going through a period of upheaval as I’ve recently moved to a new flat, so there’s no regular Internet access! Hopefully it won’t be too long until I can come back and update regularly, but still, there’s more than enough good content in these websites to sustain you!

Don’t forget – please leave a comment on a blogger’s work and consider submitting an article yourself for next month’s carnival. It’s going from strength to strength and that’s because of your contributions, so thanks!

I’ve not enough time for the usual witty intro, but the posts speak for themselves. Enjoy them and come back in a month!

Justin Consuegra presents Unique Gift For Men: Real 1up Mushroom posted at The Men’s Gift Guide, saying, “Video Game guys are gonna love this gift idea. Absolutely unbelievable!”

Jeremy Hitchcock presents WTTF: Welcome to the Future » Archive » Quickie posted at WTTF: Welcome to the Future, saying, “Which would you choose?”

Utsay Ahmed presents Addiction not applicable to video games posted at Utsay Dot Net.

Jigsaw hc presents Command & Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars Review posted at Jigsaw hc’s Rants & Reviews.

Jigsaw hc presents Carcassonne Review posted at Jigsaw hc’s Rants & Reviews.

Jigsaw hc presents Eternal Sonata Demo Review posted at Jigsaw hc’s Rants & Reviews.

James Nicholls presents Another attack on Sequels and Clones | Gaming Legends posted at Gaming Legends.

Chris presents How I (Gradually) Became Less Obsessive About Playing Video Games posted at How to have more social success.

Alvaro Fernandez presents Working Memory Training from a pediatrician perspective, focused on attention deficits posted at SharpBrains, saying, “A new application of videogames: training worming memory, which usually is a key deficit in people with attention deficit.”

Once again, another top-notch Carnival from you all. Thank you for your submissions! You can enter the next carnival of video game bloggers by using our carnival submission form. Past posts and future hosts can be found on our blog carnival index page.

Thanks again for coming, and come by next month for another cracking Carnival of Video Game Bloggers!

June 11th, 2007
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Rest in Peace Mitzi

Our beloved pet hamster, Mitzi, died this morning. We think she suffered a stroke – her mouth was very wet and she found it very difficult to walk straight or, later on, just stand up. We gave her lots of attention and said our goodbyes at around 1am today, and when I went to see her at 9:30 she was lying on her side by her bed.

She was the cutest, sweetest hammy in the world and we both miss her madly already. Even though she was only a part of our lives for about five months she brightened every single day and brought so much love and happiness to both of us. From waving her bum in the air when getting into bed to chewing toilet rolls whilst still in them, she was as unique a hamster as we are as people and she won’t ever be replaced or forgotten.

Here are my favourite photographs of Mitzi. I hope she’s okay where she is now.

I’m singing “Mitzi, the Sweet Little Hammy” by Hannah and James, from The Best Album Ever.

May 21st, 2007
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Episode 9 – May’s Carnival

Whoops! I recorded this on Saturday but stupidly forgot to get around to the crucial uploading part, so here’s Episode 9 of the James Newton show, a little later than usual.

As today is blog carnival day – over at Akusai’s excellent VGmusings – I’ll be giving the rundown of my top three carnival submissions. There was some real quality in there this month, so thanks again to everyone. Next month’s carnival is taken care of by the prolific Jigsaw HC – let’s hope he doesn’t go to pieces about it.

There’s also a sneaky world exclusive regarding Halo 3 as I become the only person in the world… well, you’ll see.

I’ve been considering giving the podcast a TIME EXTENSION! for future episodes, as six to ten minutes seems pretty paltry considering a lot of other podcasts run at forty minutes plus. I try to keep things short and sweet, and I wouldn’t want it degenerating into two idiots talking – who’d download that? – but I would like to expand things a little. I’d welcome feedback about it!

As always, check back next week for more in the way of Sega-biased news, chatter and tunes. Cheers!


Episode 9 – May’s Carnival

The Carnival of Video Game Bloggers for May!

Submit your article for next month’s carnival!

May 9th, 2007
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Top Five Best Bad Games

Usually I like to celebrate the very best of games here, looking at intelligently crafted and inspiring video games. Sometimes, though, you don’t want to indulge yourself with a magnificent meal; sometimes you just want to eat rubbish, enjoying it all the more in the knowledge it’s really, really bad for you.

These games are just like that; really bad games that, on some level, have given me just as much entertainment and fun as any other game.

Number five – Renegade

Long before the scrolling beat-’em-up hit its stride with Final Fight and Streets of Rage, Taito’s Renegade stumbled in. I got this game for the Master System, and even at that tender age I knew it was something pretty special. Bashing enemies in the guts and throwing them into each other is as fun now as it was then, but the real enjoyment comes from sprinting at enemies and magically sliding across the floor with your fist outstretched. Kicking riders off their motorbikes in the chase level proves just as satisfying as you’re thinking, but apart from that every single level follows the same formula – run run punch. Punch punch kick. Kick punch “you ain’t tough enough for me”. Run run punch.

I spent quite a few hours on Renegade in my youth but to this day I only have one abiding memory of it: that of Mr K., all slicked-back hair and attitude, chewing wildly whilst the subtitle proclaims “you ain’t tough enough for me.” That and pinging thugs onto subway tracks.

Number four – Pinball Graffiti

Pinball games are all completely appalling, with perhaps two exceptions. Pinball Graffiti is not one of them. Bad table design forces you to alternate between hitting ridiculously easy shots and once-in-a-lifetime chancers to earn any points at all, and you’ll often find yourself doing the same shots for twenty or thirty minutes at a time on each of the game’s few tables.

What makes Pinball Graffiti so uniquely terrible is its story mode, where you play a poor slob setting out into the world to become… the world’s greatest pinball wizard! It’s the dream of every poor inner city kid, I’m sure. To achieve this goal, you of course need to practise religiously and develop unity with your steel ball, but that shouldn’t stop you, say, reading magazines, talking to people in bars and, best of all, playing basketball for money. Perhaps they didn’t think the pinball was bad enough on its own. I can assure them it was.

Number three – Sega Worldwide Soccer 2000 Euro Edition

I was a big, big fan of the football games on the Saturn – I spent many hours winning cups and trophies of all kinds, enjoying the ridiculous balloon physics and hotspots generously placed around the pitch. They were both pretty big successes too, and so a Dreamcast sequel seemed like the best thing ever.

Unfortunately the game itself is laughably bad. Virtua Striker 2000 is dire too, but looks like Pro Evolution 4 compared to this. After patiently sitting through a good two or three minutes of loading screens you then have to endure an even worse game of football, in which the ball flies from player to player and end to end like a particularly racy hornet. There’s no solidity to the players, the ball or the passing, and it’s possible to dribble around players without much opposition whatsoever.

There are worse football games than this one – World Cup Italia ’90 and UEFA Striker were both dire – but SWWS 2000 EE earns its place on this list for two reasons.

1. Ludicrous goals. No matter where the ball lands, you’ve got a pretty good chance of scoring. I cannot tell you how many halfway line bicycle kicks I have conceded, or how many opportunist volleys have sailed past my lumbering oaf of a goalkeeper, and many of them have been scored by reason number two.

2. Chewtang. My brother’s favourite (fictitious, I gather) player, Chewtang has scored more goals past me than any other player ever. If he were real, Pelé would be a nobody. Nothing makes losing more painful than the cry of “CHEWTANG” echoing around the room.

Number two – Gauntlet Legends

I was a big fan of the original Gauntlet – “Red Wizard is about to die!” and all that – but the modern day milking of its once-good name is absolutely shameful. Worst of all is the travesty that is Gauntlet Legends on the Dreamcast; with shoddy graphics, pathetic sounds and the most tedious gameplay I can imagine, it’s a genuinely awful game.

In a way I consider Gauntlet Legends a precursor to many modern-day MMORPGs – you select a class of character and improve your abilities, as a rule, by killing things. Lots of things. The same things over and over and over. Then, when you finally get to an interesting enemy, you find out the fifteen levels you gained in the past hour aren’t anywhere near enough, and you’ll have to repeat the same levels to stand any chance.

You can attack enemies if you want, but you can also just walk into them and let the game attack for you – it’s weaker, but at least it saves you grinding down the cartilage in your fingers to dust. Turbo attacks and magic are ridiculously poor, but the “team combo attacks”, where two players combine their skills, have to be seen to be believed, in the worst possible way.

Yet, for all its flaws, it’s still stupidly entertaining to hammer buttons with a friend for an hour or two. There’s a steady flow of enemies to batter and enough laughable graphics, FMV and sampled speech to satisfy anyone’s tastes. Good old Midway.

Number one – San Francisco Rush 2049

As far as futuristic racing games go this is bottom of the pile. F-Zero and WipeOut have the market cornered as far as anti-gravity ships go, but SF2049 has a cunning trick up its sleeve – put wings on cars! Hit a ramp at high speed in the race and your car sprouts wings that let you drift safely to the track below. It’s totally ridiculous and deserves no place in racing.

Thank goodness, then, for Stunt Mode. Here you drive your car on specially-designed stunt tracks with half pipes, ramps and more, and clever use of the wings allows you to execute skilful tricks such as Endos, Flips and Wheelies. That’s the theory, anyway – in practice it’s much, much more satisfying to hit ramps at full speed, waggle the stick and see what happens. It makes the Tony Hawk games look like pinpoint military strategy.

It’s not quite as dire as Gauntlet Legends, but it earns its place above it for the ability to use a first-person view in Stunt Mode. All I can say is: don’t do that after eating.

The Aftermath

They’re certainly not the kinds of games I usually play, let alone write about, but the more I thought about them, the more I realised how much fun I’d had playing them, and how much laughter and enjoyment they’d given me.

So, dear reader, isn’t the question this: are they really bad games after all? Yes, yes they are. But they’re good bad games.

Do you have any guilty pleasures? What games do you play in spite of – or because – their poor quality?

This post is part of the ProBlogger “Top 5” Group Writing Project. Go check out the entries and enjoy them!

May 7th, 2007
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Episode 8 – The Good, the Bad and the Dreamcast

It’s becoming harder and harder to come up with clever titles for these podcasts. Not that I consider them particularly clever in general, but they’re certainly not getting any smarter!

That’s not to say the podcast isn’t as entertaining as ever – there’s another winning combination of good news, bad news and even an exclusive LIVE report from a mystery location. Download the podcast here, and come back next Monday for another cracker!

May 5th, 2007
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Episode 7 – Giants, Sony and the Worst News Ever

A slightly grand title for a podcast, I must say, but it signals that episode seven is here and ready to download.

Sorry about the delay, but it’s been an extremely busy week here and there’s been a few things to contend with, but now I hope they’re all behind me and I can get a few more posts and podcasts coming at you in the coming weeks.

Don’t forget to subscribe to the feed, and submit your entry into the next Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, very kindly and ably hosted by Akusai over at VGMusings. Pop over to the Carnival homepage to submit your entry!

April 22nd, 2007
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Episode 6 – Playtime!

With practically nothing of note happening in the world of games, this week’s podcast has a rather patchwork feel to it, which I like. The big news is today’s excellent Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, but I also let loose a few first impressions of Okami, Phantasy Star Universe and wax lyrical about the all-conquering, universe-changing Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution.

Let’s hope something interesting happens in gaming this week, otherwise in the next episode I’ll let you know what rares I found in PSO:Blue Burst (actually, two Snake Spires and a Black Odoshi Domaru!)

Related links

Carnival of Video Game Bloggers – the April edition, hosted by my brother Phil at Excellent articles and a great post too. Well worth your time!

Virtua – the best VF site ever created.

April 15th, 2007
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Episode 5 – Sega’s Wii franchises

Thanks to Hiro, this week’s podcast has a tremendous subject: are Sega’s franchises enjoying a renaissance on Wii? As well as discussing the upcoming revivals I also touch upon which games from their rich past would make for fantastic sequels on the Wii.

You can listen to the podcast here, and subscribe to the feed with this link.

Thanks for coming by, and feel free to make suggestions and leave comments!

April 8th, 2007
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Episode 4 – Innovation in NiGHTS into Dreams

The James Newton Podcast continues apace with the fourth show, and the first one done by request – thanks to Jeffrey White for the inspiration behind this one!

Following on from last week’s show about my hopes for NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams, today I go into more detail about my favourite features of the original NiGHTS into Dreams and why it’s so innovative and enjoyable. I explain Nightopians, the incredible remixing music and a few little touches that are just plain cool.

You can listen to this fourth episode here, and don’t forget to subscribe and leave a comment. There’ll be another episode next week, and you’re free to request or recommend content!

I’m listening to Be My Somebody by Norah Jones, from Not Too Late

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